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My son has gone back home and I am now free to terrorize the site once again. I've had a few stories building up, so I will unleash them on you poor, unsuspecting souls over the next few days. MMMWWUUUUHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So when I went to pick up our freezer from Revek (see here), he told me he had a house warming gift for us. I thought wow, cool, here I abuse this guy incessantly on the site and he's still kind enough to get us something. That Revek is a good guy.
He walks into his dimly lit garage and hands me a quite large box with a picture of a handy toolkit on it with all the basics. I was impressed. He says "Take it into the light." I do, and I see this:
Message to Stormblade
Are you ready for Aku's death camp?
50 pushups
50 towel squats (these are harder than they sound, if done properly)
50 Kettlebell swings (two armed)
25 Kettlebell Clean and press (each side)
25 Kettlebell Snatches (each side)
25 Claymore (or macebell or sledgehammer) swings (each side)
25 Claymore (or macebell or sledgehammer) swipes (each side)
25 Claymore (or macebell or sledgehammer) 10 to 2 (each side)
25 claymore thrusts (two handed exercise)
10 sets of 10 Sledgehammer tire whacks (each side)
500 foot tire flip
500 foot tire pull
500 foot tire tug
Target: 45 mins (if you are in really good shape, 30 mins)
I don't have a *real* macebell yet (N/A in Canada, and they are very expensive), I made one with an old bowling ball and a PVC pipe.
This is Bullsh*************************t!!!
Yes, I know there aren't that many i's in that world...but it's pretty much how I say it when I'm playing.
Sooooooo
Here is finally a quick vid I threw together to show you guys the crap I get on my side. For whatever it's worth, my internet has been upgraded to EXTREME....whoa, I know. Regardless, it's giving me 2 mbps upload and 16 mbps dl....which is plenty for Black Ops. (those are my tested numbers, not Shaw's promised ones) Read more
new toy has arrived!
Well, it's probably not the soundest $150 I've ever spent, but I now have an HDMI HD PVR. So I can record our games and edit out my blunders and magnify Graybush's round 1 downs xD
Once I finally got it up and running, I was having terrible connection issues with XBL. So..that's my first vid.
Screen cleaner required
First my normal warning/disclaimer
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* I may be unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour
* or irrational religious beliefs.
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1. Get Screen Cleaner ready!
2. Go to Google.
3. Type "Top 50 women on internet"
4. Click on the first link.
5. Look at number seven.
6. Clean your screen....
ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER:
Not responsible for any adverse effects this may cause.
OI!!!!
As some of you may or may not know, I am a little on the crazy side. And I sometimes do really stupid things just so I can say I did it or just for the rush of it.
Once long ago when I was younger I wanted to see what would happen when I drank a bottle of tabasco sauce. Well, needless to say it wasn't pleasant.
Which brings me to this video. If I didn't have a condition, I would totally do this. I feel sorry for his toilet....
Anyone know a good place to buy PC hardware or even a pre-built PC
Boyz..
I've been out of the hardware loop for about 4 years. I need to build a new PC that I am going to use run multiple VM's on for doing software and database development. Probably 3 VMS at a minimum) It needs to be quite powerfull because of the O/S and tools i'll be running (Windows Server 2008, SharePoint 2010, SQL Server 2008, .NET framework, Project Server 2010)
3 things out of the gate: Read more
HoC Review: Green Lantern
DON'T. Just........ don't.
Ummm... Just read it
This really made me laugh out loud... as warped as it is. It just did...
http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-c...
Yeah...
I have been caught like this in Europe but in Canada?
From CBC on the riots in Vancouver last night.
Super 8
One word: Lens flare
Good Texting lessons...
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/secret-meanings-text-message-punc...
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