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The Pink Toolbox™

By Stormblade - Posted on 26 July 2011

My son has gone back home and I am now free to terrorize the site once again. I've had a few stories building up, so I will unleash them on you poor, unsuspecting souls over the next few days. MMMWWUUUUHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So when I went to pick up our freezer from Revek (see here), he told me he had a house warming gift for us. I thought wow, cool, here I abuse this guy incessantly on the site and he's still kind enough to get us something. That Revek is a good guy.

He walks into his dimly lit garage and hands me a quite large box with a picture of a handy toolkit on it with all the basics. I was impressed. He says "Take it into the light." I do, and I see this:

The Pink Toolbox™The Pink Toolbox™

Message to Stormblade

By Akuf - Posted on 21 July 2011

Are you ready for Aku's death camp?
50 pushups
50 towel squats (these are harder than they sound, if done properly)
50 Kettlebell swings (two armed)
25 Kettlebell Clean and press (each side)
25 Kettlebell Snatches (each side)
25 Claymore (or macebell or sledgehammer) swings (each side)
25 Claymore (or macebell or sledgehammer) swipes (each side)
25 Claymore (or macebell or sledgehammer) 10 to 2 (each side)
25 claymore thrusts (two handed exercise)
10 sets of 10 Sledgehammer tire whacks (each side)
500 foot tire flip
500 foot tire pull
500 foot tire tug

Target: 45 mins (if you are in really good shape, 30 mins)

I don't have a *real* macebell yet (N/A in Canada, and they are very expensive), I made one with an old bowling ball and a PVC pipe.

This is Bullsh*************************t!!!

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 17 July 2011

Yes, I know there aren't that many i's in that world...but it's pretty much how I say it when I'm playing.

Sooooooo

Here is finally a quick vid I threw together to show you guys the crap I get on my side. For whatever it's worth, my internet has been upgraded to EXTREME....whoa, I know. Regardless, it's giving me 2 mbps upload and 16 mbps dl....which is plenty for Black Ops. (those are my tested numbers, not Shaw's promised ones) Read more

Adventures of Aku

By Akuf - Posted on 17 July 2011

Best Buy loses a sign, Bluesfest stage collapses.... Finally Armageddon!

Beginning of Replicators?

By Akuf - Posted on 14 July 2011

new toy has arrived!

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 13 July 2011

Well, it's probably not the soundest $150 I've ever spent, but I now have an HDMI HD PVR. So I can record our games and edit out my blunders and magnify Graybush's round 1 downs xD

Once I finally got it up and running, I was having terrible connection issues with XBL. So..that's my first vid.

First Black Ops test - FAIL from Sean McLennan on Vimeo.


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Screen cleaner required

By Akuf - Posted on 06 July 2011

First my normal warning/disclaimer


********* WARNING *******
*
* I may be unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour
* or irrational religious beliefs.
*
*************************

1. Get Screen Cleaner ready!
2. Go to Google.
3. Type "Top 50 women on internet"
4. Click on the first link.
5. Look at number seven.
6. Clean your screen....

ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER:
Not responsible for any adverse effects this may cause.

OI!!!!

By Akuf - Posted on 29 June 2011

As some of you may or may not know, I am a little on the crazy side. And I sometimes do really stupid things just so I can say I did it or just for the rush of it.

Once long ago when I was younger I wanted to see what would happen when I drank a bottle of tabasco sauce. Well, needless to say it wasn't pleasant.

Which brings me to this video. If I didn't have a condition, I would totally do this. I feel sorry for his toilet....

Anyone know a good place to buy PC hardware or even a pre-built PC

By HardW00D - Posted on 29 June 2011

Boyz..

I've been out of the hardware loop for about 4 years. I need to build a new PC that I am going to use run multiple VM's on for doing software and database development. Probably 3 VMS at a minimum) It needs to be quite powerfull because of the O/S and tools i'll be running (Windows Server 2008, SharePoint 2010, SQL Server 2008, .NET framework, Project Server 2010)

3 things out of the gate: Read more

Cool

By Akuf - Posted on 27 June 2011

HoC Review: Green Lantern

By Q-Bert - Posted on 22 June 2011

DON'T. Just........ don't.

Ummm... Just read it

By Akuf - Posted on 17 June 2011

This really made me laugh out loud... as warped as it is. It just did...

http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-c...

Yeah...

By Akuf - Posted on 16 June 2011

I have been caught like this in Europe but in Canada?
From CBC on the riots in Vancouver last night.

Super 8

By Q-Bert - Posted on 15 June 2011

One word: Lens flare

Good Texting lessons...

By Akuf - Posted on 08 June 2011

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/secret-meanings-text-message-punc...

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