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The say a picture is worth a thousand words.... right???

Well, officially recorded on a government site, anyways. You can now officially sit back, gloat, smirk and plan for that zombie apocalypse shelter you've always wanted in your backyard. Or on your roof, whichever works.

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

I didn't even know (nor did I care) the royal wedding happened until the later on that day because every celebrity obsessed moron was talking about it. This however, is too funny to pass up, isn't kind of interesting how this really looks like the cartoon? Is it possible that the Royal Family has a sense of humour?

In other news Pippa Middleton (once again I had no idea who this was until I read this article) was offered 5 million to appear in an adult movie by vivid.
Just do a search there are many links

Heh, whaddya know. PCs can also fail from badly cooled chipsets. A quick google for Northbridge Fan Failure reveals 51,000 hits. Make that 51,001.

What happens when the fan fails on the northbridge chipset? Funny things. The sound and i/o goes bad, bus writes gets lost. etc... Why do they insist on putting the crappiest fans in hardware.

As some of you know I write short stories and lyrics for some songs. Some times those lyrics start off as poems for girls. Here is a list of some of the ones that well, DON'T WORK and weren't written by me.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your mother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. Read more

On Sundays Fungster sometimes comes to my place for a BBQ.
Small talk happens...
Dialog may not be accurate

Fungster: Was thinking about getting the 4GB slim but I think I am still ok for RROD. I will just wait in case the price drops by christmas season. I bought Portal 2 I should head home so we can play online...
Me: Ok... text me when you are online..

Fungster calls: I am home let's start...
Me: Ok you host..

Game starts....
On my screen: Gesture... Freezes... disconnected from server error....

Fungster calls: Black screen I don't know what happened... Read more

The sarcasm seems to come naturally

So tonight I stealthily snuck up to the kitchen to get a glass and some ice. Stealthily because I was not sure if Rolly was asleep yet.

Ice turned out to be a problem as using the ice dispenser creates a lot of noise. I guess Rolly was still awake attested to by the:

Keep the noise down out there

Which was yelled from the bedroom by Rolly.

I fired back with a quiet:

Sorry bud, my apologies.

This got the well deserved reply that it had earned:

I'm trying to sleep here.

I crept back to the basement well scolded. By a five year old.

http://www.futureshop.ca/en-CA/product/portal-2-xbox-360/10163510.aspx?p...

Price match at best buy for $36

Not reason not to get cake now.

And for us early adopters go back for a price match... I did!

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/190000/190465_egg_song_English_2.swf

To admins: am I allowed to post images that way?

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Created with swag and revek in mind
Robotic tongue developed for online kissing...

http://www.gizmag.com/robotic-tongue-developed-for-online-kissing/18566/...