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Ok I have to Question this...

By Akuf - Posted on 15 February 2011

I have to question the "Why the hell did you come here for ?" Google search thingy on the right

roofies 9
sarcasm 5
duck hunt 3
pedo 2
lego flower 2
xbox games list 2

I have to look up WTF Pedo is because for some reason I thought it was fart in Portuguese. Well I was a little irritated with what came back. Is this thing for real?

Searching for pedo here returned this http://www.herdofcats.ca/node/1991

If our Mother would text...

By FireChicken - Posted on 14 February 2011

... this is probably what a conversation between her and Revek would look like. :)

New Zodiac

By Akuf - Posted on 28 January 2011

This was the cause of much laughter today at work. Especially since I went from being a virgin to a lion.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1347140/Horoscope-change-...

This also explains why I haven't won the lottery all these years. I have been playing the Virgo numbers instead of the Leo numbers.

Not really a "deal"....

By Akuf - Posted on 12 January 2011

Not really a "deal" but a very good FYI

As some of you have helped me here. I would like to thank you all for your advice.

BUT one of my non HOC buddies Arctic Snow Tester Dude pointed me to this site:

Prices are comparable to Monoprice and it's in Canada!!!!!!
Ordered on Saturday received it today!!

I should also mention that EXPRESS shipping was only $11 on a $100 order!

Uh...Reveked?

By Akuf - Posted on 10 January 2011

This is usually Revek's excuse when he well reveks.

Originally found on damnyouautocorrect.com

Question:::

By Akuf - Posted on 07 January 2011

SInce we are advertising Monoprice

Has anyone actually ordered anything from them?

Was there any cross border charges etc?

Zombies for Rock Band!

By FireChicken - Posted on 05 January 2011

Pudumpump....

By Akuf - Posted on 03 January 2011

I tested this out on Revek first he loved so blame him....

iPhone's crappy buggy alarm didn't wake you up?
There is a nap for that...

Pudumpump....

Finally figured out posting vids from BlackOps to YouTube...

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 24 December 2010

Here is the ugliest....I mean really, truly fugly....last kill you'll see in any game!



One last day

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 December 2010

That's a nice T-Shirt

I Wonder where I got it?

It's official

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 December 2010

So some of you may already know, some of you may not, but I took the buyout package offered up by my company.

In October.

I was feeling like one of the Walking Dead over that past two months. Exacerbated by the official goodbye party last week. Yet I am still here.

After intense negotiation and a meeting with the Editor and HR we finally got everyone on the same page.

Friday.

"This friday?" as the Editor asked.

Yes, this Friday. Christmas Eve.

LOLz

By Akuf - Posted on 19 December 2010

For some reason this made me think of swag and revek especially when you get to 2:01 I think that is what would happen to swag.

Wow

By Akuf - Posted on 19 December 2010

After beautiful women, driving performance cars gets me horny....

TRON Jeremy...

By Akuf - Posted on 18 December 2010

Uh just watch...

Adventures of Aku

By Akuf - Posted on 17 December 2010

May, or may not, be the doctor in question...May, or may not, be the doctor in question...
Episode: Surgeon has nice hands...

So as some of you know, I had some kind of skin infection on my left leg. It had to get lanced off. So, off to the hospital I go. My appointment was for 8:30am and they told me to be there for 8 to fill out paper work etc. I get there at about 7:45 do the paper work have a seat in the waiting room. 8:30 rolls by then 8:45, 9:00 at this point I am like hmmmm... I get up and ask what was going on apparently the doctor wasn't in yet (surprise, surprise, freakin jackass I am thinking) 10:30 rolls around and I am finally directed to a room. I change and now I am sitting there waiting. 11:00 Door opens and my eyes nearly fall out of my head. The doctor is this absolutely gorgeous woman (my first thought Heather Locklear 20 years younger with dark hair).

DR: Hello Mr. Akufadumamai, I am Dr. gorgeous how are you today.
ME: Dr please call me Aku, well I am fine except for this thing *points at leg*
DR: Let's have a look...

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