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I think a little pee came out!

Well my luck has been good for a while until about an hour ago.
Though I am only posting this because stuff like this only happens to me. And I actually like entertaining others at my own expense.

So, I was in the backyard doing my workout and usually at the end of the workout I train my grip with my gripper. While I was doing this my totally awesome neighbour decides to scare me. The gripper flies out of my hands and proceeds to nail me in the gonads!

I hurt like hell!
Worst part I sounded like Revek for a couple of minutes.

I wonder if Coxxorz can do this.

Red Dwarf = Awesome.

Episode: Greenberg Movie Screening.

First off let me start by stating DO NOT WASTE TWO HOURS OF YOUR LIFE WATCHING THIS MOVIE!!!
Quick Review: Every character was unlikeable, too bloody long, I actually fell asleep a couple of times...(which is what the adventure is about).

Well yes I unfortunately attended the prescreening of the movie Greenberg (thank goodness it was free! SIDE NOTE: Soon to appear in Revek's movie collection.

In any case as I mentioned I fell asleep in the theatre.

Yes, this has been posted here before (couldn't find it with the search box though), but that was when it first came out, in the dark ages (when Noir was here).

But now the this video has been certified classic!

Weird Al's rapping skills are actually pretty good, when you think about it.

Thought that I would get this out of the way, before Aku did.

Yes that's right, the soon to be launched site GameCrush lets you pay for the opportunity to play online with girls. Gaming prostitution, if you will.

And no, I would never do this. I already know some girls who play video games anyway (not just you guys).

But for some reason I thought this:

http://www.reasonablyclever.com/mm2/mini2.swf

Was appropriate for this site.

Must....not....buy.....

Yes that's right, for only 10$ you can own one of the best games ever made! It features a solid 17 mission campaign coupled with an extremely customizable multiplayer system. Not to mention that you can play the campaign Co-operatively and even Counter-operatively.

But since there are no zombies I don't hold any hope that anyone on here will get it....oh well.

Today I had to take the car in for servicing. Drive over to the garage, speak to the owner about what needs to be done on the car. I mention to him that my power steering feels a bit stiff. When I turn the wheel, I hit a spot where it stiffens up, then releases. Then stiffens up, then releases again.

I guarantee that this will make your day, it made mine (and my day could be better). Maybe someone can find this movie (Revek might already have it), it should rank up there with Gymkata.

Good old Batman.

Remember when I posted this

Here is something that may ease your transition

From Gizmodo: People's Emotional Attachment to Roombas Bodes Well For Inevitable Sex Robot Industry

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....without any effort whatsoever

Original article on 500-Horsepower Plug-In Porsche Makes Us Swoon seen on Wired

And they celebrate by drinking Molson Canadian and smoking cigars! God I hope they don't fail the drug test.