One of my failures

Since I have told you many of my success stories
Here is one of my failures

Walking through Confederation Park (Elgin & Laurier).
And I see this girl pushing a stroller.
Now, in my books she was a about a 7 the fact the she has a kid lowers that a bit.

Regardless here is the conversation

Me: Hey what a cute little girl you have there
Her: It's a boy not a girl (I knew this I just wanted to start the conversation)
Me: well you know at that age you can't really tell unless your changing them
Her: Laughs, do you have any kids.
Me: No, are you going to have any more kids?
Her: maybe, if I find the right guy.
Me: I see, I am sorry, so what is your son's name
Her: Taylor
I look at the kid and say:
Hey Taylor, you hear that your mom wants to give you a new little brother if she finds the right guy
If she is lucky it will be in 9 months
Her: What?!?, You're and @$$hole.
Me: True, and you are a single mother.
Her: YOU JERK! I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last guy on earth
Me: well that's ok, now that I know it appears you are not on birth control and possibly not like condoms that is a good thing.

She storms away and I laugh.

Me: You have to worry about having another bastard with me since I am fixed.