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Valentine's day
So chinup girl ditched me. I ate myself silly gained 500lbs and made a new friend.
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I have an eBook that will explain all these techniques to you.
Books that will help you as well
The Game
Mystery Method
Rules of the game
Magic Bullets (eBook, which is basically the same as the mystery method)
The Game was a gag gift I got for my birthday 3 years ago, Mystery Method was a gag gift from my nephew for xmas, I actually paid for 'rules of the game' only to bring me over the $39 for free shipping.
Also David DeAngelo is another 'expert'
About all of these so called course from Aku, and watch the TV show: Keys to the VIP. You will learn all you need to know from that.
Hell, maybe you will catch the episode that Aku was in.
Just remember that show is done by the same people that wrote the aforementioned books.
Also, be aware that some times they are staged (though admittedly I have never watched it)
The PUA gatherings in Ottawa happen daily.
I participate about once/twice a month.
Do a search for OtownLair or PUA Ottawa.
Pick Ups Anonymous?
also know as Venutian artists
My next guess was "Penis Unrest Affliction".
Where is everyone else's suit?
I just decided to dress up like a sumo wrestler (a few other buddies did as well).
And we just randomly went to places.
Trust me it works. Women (or just people for that matter). Love to laugh and if you have something that attracts attention that makes you fun and attractive. Women love that.
I can teach you all this stuff for the low price of $500/hour. Ok for you $450.
Ok, I'll take 10 hours of 'teachings'.
Some people on here will need several hundred hours worth of therapy though.
It's a good idea...
Trust me you don't know how this game is played.
Let me try to put this into context that you will understand....
Think of it like....let's see....hmmm....ah!....Burnout: Paradise.
You have had the game for a while so I am guessing it is safe to assume that you have 'chased' a car around paradise city correct?....
wait bad example you're not really peacocking here....
hmmm....
oh I got it!... when you are playing castle crashers....
oh wait....
I got it!!!...
Super Mario remember when you had to get all those gold coins? Oh wait, that will attract golddiggers and that is a completely different game.....
sorry I got nothing....
unless you have played Leisure Suit Larry....
but even then...
Let me get back to you on that...
A woman, she's like an Xbox...
a PS3 or a Wii because the discs are slot loaded....
I am sure I am going to get in trouble for that one
But hey you started it
xmas time I was mistletoe man. Now, that was a fun time...
Women are attracted to fat guys. They're considered non-threatening. Right Stormblade?
how exactly I got dragged into this?
People who normally put others down are compensating for their own deficiencies or are jealous of whoever.
Perhaps coxxorz is suffering from this? Maybe he has Body Dysmorphic Disorder (I know I do) and he is projecting his anger towards you.
I'm good with my self, just checking if Storm is still alive to see if we can artificially inflate the post count.
are you trying to get me the most post award for next month?
I am touched.
They are not attracted so much as they are using them because they know they (women) can wrap them (unattractive men) around their finger. This is why they 'get bored' with them because they basically put them on a pedestal.
That being said 'unattractive men' need to 'play the game' and learn how to play it.
Once again I will be happy to teach for $500/hr
I couldn't resist!
I am ashamed to admit?
I am not. I will be the first to admit that I wasn't successful with women back in the high school days.
In fact I will also admit that I sucked into trap on one occasion. But that is it ONE occasion. Lesson learned. Now, a lot of women think I am a jerk, more women think like my attitude because I am my own person. The bottom line is I don't give a sh*t what anyone thinks. I am not about to let people's opinions reflect my self worth, esteem, confidence. And that is where a lot of people (women and men) fail.
The thing is though, I learn, I conquer, I succeed...
In fact I was waiting for someone to say this.
At this very moment mac girl is in my washroom 'freshening up'...