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By Q-Bert - Posted on 12 December 2022

So, the AI "chatGPT" is all the rage. You give it an instruction, and it does spectacularly:

Me: Write a long Reddit post about the lack of duck soup at a restaurant

ChatGPT responds:

I recently went to a restaurant that I have been to many times before and was disappointed to find that they no longer had duck soup on their menu. This was a dish that I always looked forward to whenever I visited this particular restaurant and I was really disappointed to find out that it was no longer available.

I asked the server about it and they informed me that the chef had decided to remove it from the menu. I was shocked and asked why. The server told me that the duck soup just wasn't popular enough to justify keeping it on the menu.

I was disappointed to hear this and couldn't help but wonder how the restaurant could make such a decision. Duck soup is a classic dish that has been enjoyed by people for generations. It's a shame that the restaurant would decide to remove it from their menu simply because it wasn't as popular as some of their other dishes.

I understand that restaurants need to make decisions based on what dishes are popular and what will sell the most. However, I also believe that there is value in offering a diverse range of dishes that cater to different tastes and preferences. Removing a classic dish like duck soup from the menu just seems like a missed opportunity.

Furthermore, I think that the restaurant could have done more to promote the duck soup and make it more appealing to customers. They could have featured it more prominently on the menu, or offered special promotions or discounts to encourage people to try it.

In the end, I was disappointed that the restaurant had removed the duck soup from their menu. I hope that they will reconsider their decision and bring it back in the future. In the meantime, I will have to find another restaurant that still offers this classic dish.

Me: Write an angry rant about BlackWalt's lack of accordion playing in the last decades

ChatGPT:

I am absolutely furious that BlackWalt hasn't been playing the accordion in recent years. This is a musician who built their entire career on the back of their accordion skills, and yet they have seemingly abandoned this instrument in favor of more mainstream and commercial sounds.

It's a disgrace and an insult to the fans who have supported BlackWalt and their music over the years. We have been eagerly anticipating the release of new music from this artist, only to be met with a watered-down and generic sound that is a far cry from the unique and innovative accordion-based music that they were once known for.

What happened to BlackWalt? Did they sell out to the mainstream and forsake their roots? Did they simply lose their passion for the accordion and the music they once created with it? Whatever the reason, it is a shame and a disappointment to see an artist like this abandon the very thing that made them stand out in the first place.

I demand that BlackWalt return to their accordion-playing ways and give the fans the music that they have been waiting for. It's time for this artist to rediscover their love for the accordion and create the music that we all know they are capable of. Anything less is a betrayal of their talent and their legacy.

Me: Write a song about Stormblade's love of his pink Xbox controller

ChatGPT:

Verse 1:
Stormblade's got a controller that's unlike any other
It's not black or white or blue, but a shade of pink
He loves it more than anything, it's his pride and joy
His fingers dance across the buttons, as he destroys his foes

Chorus:
Oh, Stormblade's pink controller
It's his favorite thing
He holds it tight and never lets it go
Through victories and defeats, it's always by his side
Oh, Stormblade's pink controller, it's his gaming pride

Verse 2:
Some may say it's not masculine, but Stormblade doesn't care
He loves the way it feels in his hand, the way it fits just right
With every button press and joystick move, he feels alive
His pink controller is his trusty companion, through every game and fight

Chorus:
Oh, Stormblade's pink controller
It's his favorite thing
He holds it tight and never lets it go
Through victories and defeats, it's always by his side
Oh, Stormblade's pink controller, it's his gaming pride

Bridge:
So if you see him in the game, don't underestimate
His pink controller may be small, but it packs a mighty punch
Stormblade's got skills and talent, with his trusty pink in hand
He'll take on all comers, and come out on top, you'll see

Chorus:
Oh, Stormblade's pink controller
It's his favorite thing
He holds it tight and never lets it go
Through victories and defeats, it's always by his side
Oh, Stormblade's pink controller, it's his gaming pride.

It's like this AI actually knows Stormblade; it's uncanny.

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Me: Write a science fiction plot about an invasion of squirrels from the Planet Swkeek

chatGPT:

The invasion began on a sunny afternoon in the small town of Willowdale. At first, the squirrels seemed like any other ordinary squirrels, scurrying about and gathering nuts. But soon, strange things began to happen.

People reported seeing the squirrels gathering in large groups, seemingly communicating with one another in some kind of coded language. And then, the attacks began.

The squirrels began to swarm and attack people, biting and scratching with their sharp claws. It was as if they had suddenly become fierce and aggressive. The townspeople were terrified and didn't know what to do.

It wasn't until a group of scientists arrived that the truth was revealed. The squirrels were not from Earth, but from the distant planet of Swkeek. They had been sent on a mission to invade and conquer our planet, starting with Willowdale.

The scientists worked quickly to develop a plan to stop the squirrels and save the town. They created a special frequency that could be broadcast through the town's speakers, disrupting the squirrels' ability to communicate and coordinate their attacks.

With the help of the townspeople, the scientists were able to broadcast the frequency and stop the squirrels' invasion. The town was saved, but the people of Willowdale knew that they would have to remain vigilant in case the squirrels from Swkeek decided to return.

Me: Write a passionate plea for the democrats to stop voting, but put a lot of spelling mistakes in it.

Dearest democrats,

I implore you, pwease stop voting. Your constant vawting is tearing our county apawt. It's time to come togevaw and put aside our diferences.

I know it's hard, but we must leawve behind this toxic habit of constantly trying to win at all costs. Instead, let's focus on wistening to one anothaw and finding common ground.

We must stop this madness before it's too late. Let's put aside our petty squabbles and wook towawds a bwighter future, free from the divisiveness of constant voting.

Pwease, democrats, I beg of you, stop voting and let's work twogethaw to heal our country.

Sincewely,
[Your Name]

Eh, that sounds more like the Emperor in the Life of Brian.

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