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Tales from the Dysclexic Peot

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 08 March 2017

The setting. Bedtime stories with step-daughter. The book. Disney's Never Girls.

The original text:

"Maybe I'll just pop into the kitchen and make some scones."

What came out:

"Maybe I'll just poop into the kitchen and make some scones."

She was holding a poop emoji stuffy in her arms as I said it. Much laughter at my expense ensued.

Oscar Morales

By Akuf - Posted on 14 February 2017


I received a message from my buddy Betty Nukem this morning that I look like Oscar Morales from the Jurassic park game.
Yeah it is uncanny :p

Is this Stormblade?

By Akuf - Posted on 10 December 2016

The Dyslexic Nightmare

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 03 November 2016

I dreamt last night that I could no longer remember how to spell any words in French. At least I still have English.

Assassin's Creed!!

By Stormblade - Posted on 02 November 2016

So, the Assassin's Creed Ezio Collection is being released soon (Nov 15) on XBox One and that other thing from Sony. It will be remastered for next-gen consoles (i.e. pretty). It will include all single-player content from AC II, AC: Brotherhood and AC: Revelations, but none of the multiplayer. It will be CAD $80. Gulp.

Joke for Revek

By Akuf - Posted on 23 October 2016

What are the two sexiest animals in a farm
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The End of an... Era?

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 12 October 2016


Well boys, the end of an era has arrived. The house is sold, and I am getting hitched.

Therefore, I am inviting (on short notice of course) everybody for a final LAN party at the old place before I turn over the keys. So this Saturday October 15, bring your 360s (if you still have them and your XBone for some random silliness.

Conversation With Revek

By Akuf - Posted on 06 October 2016

This question also applies to the rest of you... The Gears of War question that is.

Because It Made Me Laugh

By Akuf - Posted on 29 September 2016

I don't know the original source was emailed to me

Seems Relevant

By Akuf - Posted on 27 September 2016

Lamborghini into the Arkham Knight Batmobile

By Akuf - Posted on 06 September 2016

Holy crap
Someone converted a Lamborghini into the Arkham Knight Batmobile
Must be nice to have money

Relevant to This Site

By Akuf - Posted on 03 August 2016

Holy

By Akuf - Posted on 03 August 2016

I almost got a headache watching this
Pretty cool though..

No Man's Sky

By Akuf - Posted on 21 July 2016

This game intrigues me...

Though not available for XBone (at least not yet)...

I will be playing it on PC anyway

Pokémon Go

By Akuf - Posted on 11 July 2016

COXXORZ RANDOM XBONE DEAL OF THE DAY

iTunes Store is selling Call of Duty: Zombies for just $1.99 ($2.79 CDN?)

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE WEEK


What's that red dot on the ground. It's... oh, it's just your laser sight. It's mesmerizing...

-Coxxorz

Note: déjà vu.

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