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This is so bad...
I had to share it
It was once said a black man would be President "when pigs fly"
Well, 100 days into Obama's Presidency......
Swine Flu
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Although it's not exactly flying. When the pigs catch Avian Flu, then you may have something.
As usual, Coxxorz isn't paying attention. The pigs did catch avian flu.
I thought humans got the pigs' flu.
They still aren't sure about that. All they know is that pigs and humans both contracted the same version of the avian flu.
It gets all a little complex when you read it. Mostly the articles suggest the 'experts' have no idea what happened or what they are talking about.
We should send them invitations to join HOC.
But I'm pretty sure it's going to be traced to a third world country, or at least second world with a really bad record for livestock (and human) living conditions.
n/t
I actually feel very secure knowing you guys maintain an air-tight border with them.
You guys have a rampant zombie problem and it didn't come from down here.
Also, you are letting Stormblade back in aren't you. How much porous can it get?
Besides, we need the Mexicans. They have great food, some of their women are hot, and who the hell else is going to mow my lawn. Also, they don't wear plaid all year round like some countries to the north do.
WTF? That is so 1990 (Grunge Era) oh wait that was flannel. When was Plaid in?...uh...Blackwalt?
I don't golf.
The oldest?
or is it Coxxorz, Stormblade?
Technically no. Thanks Karloff.
Practically yes, as Karloff is never here.
And no idea about Troll. He could be sixty.
I say plaid because I see enough Canadians down here running around with plaid flannel shirts. If it is a hot babe with a few buttons undone it works. When I see guys of all ages it is just wrong, especially if it is not twenty degrees out, which it never is in L.A. Of course they are in the entertainment industry, so that may be the reason why. They don't have someone telling them how to dress, etc.
Troll has a plaid fixation. I think he should go get that checked.
Last I checked, the cure was a 48-hour straight dose of Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Alanis Morissette and Avril Lavigne.
Hang in there, buddy.
A booster shot of Anne Murray and Rita McNeil.
Waterboarding would be more humane than that.
n/t
If he has plaid socks?
to look plaid sometimes when that happens.
Otherwise it looks plaid coming out, too.
It's just hard to tell. They blend in so well with regular Americans.
Your plaid probably hypnotizes them into some sort of sleep state.
Just thinking about it started putting me to sleep. I rest my case!
And I thought for sure you'd go for the terrorist angle. Rough week?
like the Mexicans are, then I would pick on the Mexicans as I could probably get a Canadian to mow my yard.
Maybe I could sponsor a few buxom babes and start a lawn service here in L.A. Hit Beverly Hills, Hidden Hills, etc with good looking women working up a sweat while the fat rich guys is inside watching. Yeah, I could make a killing. Even set up a web cam for those on the waiting list.
So, know of any takers?
She's Canadian.
and she is getting a bit old and saggy. This is Southern California.
She's probably due for another skin tightening. Or maybe that's the idea behind ever-increasing implant sizes?
We'll send Q-Bert and Revek.
I knew you were lazy, but that is rediculous. Do you really need the both of us to carry your lawnmower?
I guess you want to be carefull for your back, and not exert your self too much. After all, you do need to look after your girlish figure.