DisasterPiece's Crazy Adventures Episode 1

Well as a lot of you know I make no secret of my PUA adventures. Some of them are funny some of them are lame.
Since I am now known as DisasterPiece (formerly known as Akufadumamai) I am starting it from Episode: 1
I usually only post the funny ones. This past weekend was my niece's wedding in Toronto. And I met a few rather attractive women there.
so there names will be WG1, WG2, WG3 (WG = Wedding Girl)
And the conversation goes:

WG1: So, are you on the groom's or the brides side.
Me: I am the bride's uncle
WG2: No Way
WG3: Seriously?
WG1: Common you can't be that old.
Me: Oh, common ladies (laughing) I am not falling for that line you just want me for my youthful good looks.
All 3 laughing.
WG1: So, Uncle how old are you?
Me: Old enough to be my niece's uncle.
WG2: Common, tell us (wraps my left arm)
WG1: Yeah, tell us (Rubbing my shoulder)
WG3: says nothing but has a nice smile and a raised eyebrow.
Me: Ok, Ok, I am 37.
WG2: I don't believe you, let's see some ID.

so out comes the wallet.
Me: and how old are you ladies?

WG1: Whispers in my ear (I am 32)
WG2: 30
WG3: Still says nothing but has the same look.

at this point I am thinking this is going to be a good night....

So, I grab my drink and tell them I will see you ladies later.

WG1: Count on it....

Now, I know it's going to be a good night because at least WG1 will be coming back to my hotel room.

The night progresses and I see them on the dance floor ( I avoid dance floors at all costs, or at least I try. )

WG3 eventually comes and sees me.
WG3: Well, you seem pretty confident
Me: Yep
WG3: I like that.
Me (giving her the same look she gave me earlier) Oh really.
WG3: Hey! you can do the eyebrow too.
Me: Well of course, *playful smile again with the eyebrow* and if you play your cards right....
WG3: Comes a little closer and whispers, oh I intend to. *kisses me on the cheek, backs away and winks*

Now, I am thinking this is going to be a great night. Threesome or Cat fight for my affection!

So, Once again I am minding my own business clearly staying away from the dance floor. Carefully watching what was going on (not making it obvious).
My niece and my new nephew in law (NIL) come over and I am chatting with them for a little while by the bar. WG2 comes over gets a drink.

And joins the conversation.
WG2: Well, niece, you never told me you had such a handsome uncle.
Niece: Yeah, well he does pretty well on his own. (I'm thinking that is my girl)
NIL: Oh I see you have already met my cousin WG2.
Me: Yes, we had a little conversation earlier.
NIL: Careful, I heard she bites * he looks at WG2 and winks * (I am thinking I like this kid).
WG2: Only if I like them ( looks at me with a smile, and winks )

Ok, at this point I pinch myself to make sure I am not dreaming. And now, I am thinking I have 3 women who are obviously interested. How, can I play this out...

About a half hour goes by and I make I contact with WG3 and she comes over.

WG3: Do you have an SUV
Me: Uh no, does that matter? are you an SUV groupie?
WG3: No, just thought it maybe fun to look at it...
Me: I see, well I have a Civic SI
WG3: hmmm...that will be a little hard to look at,, where are you staying
Me: This hotel
WG3: ok, I will be back * caresses my cheek *

hmmm...well she is a done deal. Now I am thinking should I just take the sure thing or go for it all. Of course I am going to go for it all.

So, I see the three of them chatting away in the main lobby of the hall. I go by and talk with them.

WG1: So, when you heading back to Ottawa
Me: Tomorrow Morning
WG2: I see,
WG3: * winks * Well, you better come and say goodbye to use before you leave * winks *.
Me: yeah it would be great to get to know all of you a little better.
WG3 * winks again with the eyebrow and nods *
WG1 * leaves *
WG2: Wow, your presumptuous aren't you
WG3: * shrugs her shoulders *

Midnight rolls around and at this point I am thinking it is time to go.
I see WG1 I say goodbye and we exchanged contact info
Same with WG2.
WG3 I asked: Well are you ready?
WG3: Of course, * grabs my arm and we leave *

On the way back to the hotel
WG3: You were really hoping for a foursome weren't you?
Me: Yeah,
WG3 Me too would have been fun but those girls are too conservative.

GIGGITY GIGGITY!!!!