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By Akuf - Posted on 22 July 2009

I freakin hate them!!!
Never fails all the old folks poking me and laughing saying "You're next". I think I am going to start going to funerals and doing the same thing to them.

Bastards!

Ice's picture

The wedding in Toronto was fun

Akuf's picture

for obvious reasons...

That being said, no old people really knew me down there...

Ice's picture

the wedding, its old people.

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Granted but those old people unfortunately are always at weddings....grrr.....

Don't get me wrong I love weddings (watch wedding crasher, I have done that in the past) however, when they (old people) know me, it tends to get a little annoying.

I usually play along and say: "yes I am next, on February 31st 2010" (whatever the following year is). And they get all excited and spread rumours it's really a lot of fun.

Coxxorz's picture

And for the record, getting married doesn't stop the harassment. They just change the chorus to "so when are you having kids?"

Guba's picture

n/t

Coxxorz's picture

Actually, I just tell them my wife is barren.

Swag's picture

that nature doesn't want your genes. The human race will thank you.

Coxxorz's picture

And when I explain it's because I have "special abilities", they change the topic pretty quick.

MauriceRevek's picture

Because you are shooting blanks.

Q-Bert's picture

n/t

MauriceRevek's picture

n/t

Akuf's picture

or screw anything else from that matter

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