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Tomorrow is the Big day


By Akuf - Posted on 29 March 2010

I will be performing live at Yuk Yuk's

I think Revek, Fungster and QBert will be there.

Just a quick FYI also a lot of my Model and Fitness friends will be there as well.

Would be cool if all of HoC would show up because I will add the HoC script to the Act.
CORRECTION!!!!!!
Doors Open: 7:30 -
Show Starts: 8:00

Price is $5.

Ice's picture

But how did the show go?

Akuf's picture

The guy before me was really good. and asked

"Why are there so many people here tonight"

And they all responded "We are here for Aku"

The unfortunate part was when the announced me.

It was like a roar of thunder with cheering.

Which made me really nervous. And I went completely blank.

Then the rest of the comedians played off that.

"Hey Aku, you will never make it as a comedian because you have WAY too many friends"

etc etc etc

Akuf's picture

..To mention. because I was hoping no one would remember, apparently not, because I am being harassed about this.

One of the comedians compared me to Clark Gable. And now everyone else in the world is having fun with that.

Coxxorz's picture

You could have actually broken your leg.

Akuf's picture

I did!

Coxxorz's picture

I did my part by not showing up.

No need thankx.

MauriceRevek's picture

More to come...

Q-Bert's picture

and try to be there for 8:00pm. I will need a few stiff drinks before the show.

Akuf's picture

This is probably a good thing.

Get him to heckle. or you...

MauriceRevek's picture

N/t

Q-Bert's picture

The bar won't let us record the performance.

fungster88's picture

On Yuk Yuk's Ottawa site, "RAW Talent Tuesday" page under Amateur Night stated each person get 6 minutes. How much materials you prepared? Did they give you longer than 6 minutes. It seems not very long!

Just for Revek, you need at least triple of that!

Akuf's picture

When you are up there 6 minutes seems like an eternity.

Yes, I know which is why I chose not to pick on Revek or you for that matter.

Stormblade's picture

I unfortunately will not be in Ottawa tomorrow. Otherwise I would certainly attend. Make fun of Revek. I think there are hours worth of content on his account.

MauriceRevek's picture

You should not have said that! This is aku we are talking about! Now I am going to have to drive him to the hospital after he breaks his leg tripping on an unfolded napkin thrown on the floor. You have no idea how accident prone he is! I was there when he gave himself a concussion walking into a glass door!

Stormblade's picture

It's bad luck to wish a performer good luck. That's why the 'break a leg' expression exists.

MauriceRevek's picture

The problem is, now that you have said it, it will happen. Aku attracts accidents like flames draw moths.

Akuf's picture

...Broke a leg last night apparently.

Q-Bert's picture

Does that mean you won't do your usual backflip during the show tonite ?

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