Much much better – I want one

Screw the Wii Nerf Blaster.

I want one of these new Nerf weapon systems:

The N-STRIKE VULCAN EBF-25


(Ages 6 years & up/Approximate Retail Price: $39.99/Available: Fall 2008)

The top-of-the-line blaster for mission supremacy, the NERF N-STRIKE VULCAN EBF-25 blaster is a 25-dart belt-fed fully automatic blaster that will intimidate any opponent. This impressive blaster comes complete with a fold-up tripod to steady your aim, 25 sonic micro darts that whistle through the air when launched and a 25-dart belt. The NERF N-STRIKE VULCAN EBF-25 blaster features the Tactical Rail System allowing players to customize their blaster for each mission - for example, players can use the green ‘night vision’ Tactical Light accessory (sold separately) for nighttime missions. Six “D” batteries are required but not included.

Now seriously. This would be a blast at the next Lan party. Or next party. Or at the Office. Cool and awesome.

Half-pint? Where are you? Here target, target, target! I mean kitty, kitty, kitty!