Games

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In an ongoing effort to post relevant content on this gaming-related website, I thought it would be an interesting change to post some – I dunno – games. The following is an experiment. I take no responsibility for damage to your computer or eyes while viewing this page.

Bloody Penguin Baseball
Let's start the ball (head?) rolling with a classic. Flash player required (duh).

dfleXion (Win With Dell)
Okay, technically this game is part of a contest, but it's so goddamn addictive, it's deserving of a spot on this page. You need to register, but hey – you can win a kickass computer system, so shut up.

Kitten Cannon
Submitted by Stormblade. Same idea as the Bloody Penguin, but with a bit more variety of mayhem. And it's got a cat.

Text Twist
Submitted by Akufadumamai. Not our usual genre of game (no hitting or killing, sorry), but still quite addictive... if you can spell.

Cat Herder
A no-frills block-removing game. You've seen it before, but this time it has cats! Seriously.

Cat Herding
Not to be confused with Cat Herder. A simple game of dots. Or is it? This could be the next Sudoku.

Mac System 7 Memory Game
Now Mac and PC users alike can enjoy this blast from the past... although I get the feeling only 3 of us will appreciate this. Click here to download a copy for offline use... remember to turn on your USRobotics modem first...

Ultimate Free Sonic Flash Game
The greatest video game character of all time, in a pretty good fan game (not made or endorsed by Sega).

What Would Stormblade Pick
Follow the adventures of quality-blind gamer Stormblade, as he heads to the video store. Not for the squeamish.

Sushi Cat
What cat doesn't like Sushi? This game is not only cute, it has a plot.

Zombie Football
Technically soccer, but you play as English teams.

Kick Out Bieber
Until someone makes a Rebecca Black kicking game, this will have to do.

Impale
Back to zombies! Impale the undead on various devices.

Space Is Key
Deceptively simple and addictive: All you do is hit the space key! Fifteen levels later, you will have no keyboard left.