Must. Have. This.

Zombie-proof log cabin (from mnn.com)
I feel badly about pushing down the Parliament Hill shooting story, which is a far more sombre and defining development. But, since this is HoC and not the CBC, this story is far more relevant to this site.

I mean, really, we have to build one of these. I would have suggested putting it in Q-Bert's yard, but that no longer applies. It may have to go in mine in the Laurentians.