Tales from the Dysclexic Peot
The setting. Bedtime stories with step-daughter. The book. Disney's Never Girls.
The original text:
"Maybe I'll just pop into the kitchen and make some scones."
What came out:
"Maybe I'll just poop into the kitchen and make some scones."
She was holding a poop emoji stuffy in her arms as I said it. Much laughter at my expense ensued.