You are hereYeah, cause Half-pint doesn't mock me enough

Yeah, cause Half-pint doesn't mock me enough


By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 February 2009

No "STOP BITING" button, no sale

Yes. It is a cat remote.

No. I don't think it will work either.

Includes:

  • remain aloof (pretty sure this one will work)
  • catch mice (like he needs to be told)
  • land on feet (pointless)
  • retract claws (hahahahaha)
  • get off:
    • shelf
    • chair
    • bed

What? No get off keyboard?

And yes, I did note the "stop attacking" button which pretty much ruins my "stop biting" subhead.

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