Why Was I Banned?

The site Why Was I Banned? was recently pointed out to me by an HoC member, and I'm enjoying it so much, I think it should be a regular feature here.

Basically, it's excerpts from the Account Suspensions and Bans forum on Xbox.com, where the idiots come to beg or plead innocence of their various Code of Conduct infractions that got them suspended or banned. But more often than not, it's the Microsoft staff responses that contain the real gold.

So without further ado, here is the idiot of the week: