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WTF??? Seriously???


By Akuf - Posted on 16 November 2011

Ok I am not sure if this is a joke or not but there are three things are obvious here:

1) This baptist church is really desperate to get new people
2) Church is in financial crisis
3) Sony is really desperate to increase the install base of the PS3

I especially love the instructions....

Here is what you need to do to get your free Play Station 3:

1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).

2. Find one of your Mom or Dad's credit cards (a blank check is even better!)

3. Call our church office and we will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents' credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry if you can't find a credit card. We can teach you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!)

From: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

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