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Technically SammyD4 was playing with himself


By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 July 2012

There is no good way to write that

So Thursday evening Guba and I had an emergency. We had to leave the house and Rolly was sleeping. We did not want to wake him so we called friends of the family. A family of four. The only one available was the one who could not drive, SammyD4. So. Fine then. Guba went to pick him up as I got everything ready.

When SammyD4 arrived we told him to entertain himself and feel free to use my Xbox. Which he did. He signed in under my Xbox Live ID and discovered that he, SammyD4, was already playing Black Ops. So he put in my Black Ops disk and invited himself to play with himself. See what I mean? No good way...

So for that evening Blackwalt was played by SammyD4 and SammyD4 was played by someone we presumed to be his father. Who really knows?

And this was all fine... until I drove SammyD4 home later that evening.

    SammyD4 – "I switched your Xbox over to Black Ops."

    Blackwalt – "No problem."

    SammyD4 – "I leveled you up a few times."

    Blackwalt – "Sounds good."

    SammyD4 – "I had issues getting your headphones to work, so your volumes are off."

    Blackwalt – "K, easy fix."

    SammyD4 – "I changed over one of your classes as I couldn't play yours."

    Blackwalt – "Fine. Whatever."

And that was seemingly the end of it.

Until I got home and decided to play some Xbox – Modern Warfare 3 for me.

Thinking nothing of it, I went down to my Xbox and sat down on my nice, expensive, camo covered, perfectly setup Obusforme office chair. Where I nearly fell out of it as I don't normally have it set on full recline!

The little expletive deleted had messed up my chair! It was reclined, the seat was tilted and the arms were set to full height. I nearly drove to his house to pick him up again just so I could dump him at the side of the road in the middle of nowhere like he deserved!

I realized that he was smart enough to not mention it at all as he would have been walking home!

It's still not back to normal.

Next time, if there is a next time, I will have to swap chairs with Guba. We'll see what happens to him if he dares to mess with her chair!

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