Sleeping Dogs Diary: Entry #4

I almost always park like this

I say almost as I also parked that Ambulance (possibly stolen) in the middle of the street so that I could get a picture of my stellar parking job. Considering how much my character paid for that "Ferrari" clone you think he would take better care of it. Yes, I did actually pay for a car instead of hot wiring one every time I need one.

When you park badly, as I do in game, you get cat calls from the pedestrians and other cars line up behind your stalled vehicle and start honking. Eventually they will drive through and around your car. Usually pushing it off the road and denting it severely. This is the end of this Diary Entry.