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BREAKING NEWS: I have an Xbox 360. I have been converted!


By Swag - Posted on 26 October 2008

I have seen the light...or lack thereof. And as we all know:

I feel like crap now...

p.s. The hardware for this thing still sucks, although the online functionality is very good.

p.p.s. I still want a Wii.

Swag's picture

I sill want a Wii. It wasn't a choice between a Wii and an Xbox, just one between a PS3 and an Xbox 360.

The main three reasons that I got one where:

1) To "maybe play" with you guys sometimes, like on the 21st.
2) The Wii isn't for someone who lives alone (or in my case with someone who doesn't play video games).
3) For Work. I need to know first hand what next-gen games use and look like. How are their textures tiled? Are normal maps used in all games? Verxtex paint? Poly/splice counts? etc. (yeah, nobody knows what I am talking about, but still).

Akuf's picture

1) To "maybe play" with you guys sometimes, like on the 21st.
It will be fun zinging you we have another target to make fun of besides Revek

2) The Wii isn't for someone who lives alone (or in my case with someone who doesn't play video games).
Playing with Wii shouldn't be that much different that what you already play with alone. Even with your brother

3) For Work. I need to know first hand what next-gen games use and look like. How are their textures tiled? Are normal maps used in all games? Verxtex paint? Poly/splice counts? etc. (yeah, nobody knows what I am talking about, but still).
We all know what you mean (at least I do) however, I had no idea you had a job.

Noir's picture

Do you actually own a next gen console?

Akuf's picture

I have a 360 and a Wii.
Eventually I may get a ps3 when it is < $200.

But I spend most of my spare time training. Which you should probably take up. Also, chasing chicks which when I met you I know why you don't take up (or pick up for that matter). Video games are a last resort when I have nothing else better to do.

Coxxorz's picture

Enough to Revek you, anyway.

Don't forget that it's now the cheapest next gen console.

Noir's picture

What the F$%& is this! I am assuming you found one in a dumpster outside your house and decided to see if it still works?

I am just going to have to soldier twice as hard now.

I'll be flying over there in a couple weeks to smack some sense into you frankly. Blasphemy frankly.

Coxxorz's picture

Infraction: Using the word "frankly" twice in one line
Punishment: Banishment to the Third Level of Revek Hell
Duration: One week

MauriceRevek's picture

Has anybody added a revised definition and punishment description tot he Lexicon for what a Revek is?

Stormblade's picture

Not really necessary, everyone knows what a Revek is.

BTW, the space is after the 'o' (to{space}the).

Noir's picture

I like how most of the people who post on this site love to take the simplistic, easy, low road of calling a "Revek". Instead, how about you actually make a proper rebutal or don't post anything at all. You give me the impression that you have no grounds of a counter argument in the first place by doing stupid shit like that.

Coxxorz's picture

Reveked.

Stormblade's picture

Noir is the brother with no sense of humour.

Stormblade's picture

We who have once resisted salute you. The pain passes in time and leaves only joy and contentment ...

Noir's picture

Improper use of ellipses. There should be four dots, since you are ending a sentence.

Stormblade's picture

if I had been ending a sentence. That one was left open.

I think you need a happy pill ...

Coxxorz's picture

What! I meant when he recompiles his kernel. Just seems a bit combative every four weeks or so.

Coxxorz's picture

Congratulations on your first Red Ring of Death! Oh wait, that hasn't happened just yet...

Noir's picture

improper use of ellipses.

Reveked.

Ban yourself.

A Troll's picture

we get to kill him to?

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