Swag's blog

From a digging in Siberia in 1977.....

Ever since swag went out and got his own, we've all been hoping that our resident reclusive memeber Noir would get his own.

It finally happened!*

*But he doesn't have xbox live, so whatever.

Why write a review of a game that is 2 years old when the new installment is coming out in about a week (see swag's propaganda)? Will anyone even read this?

Doesn't matter really, I am bored. Read more

Time for a classic video game related clip!

If you hate World of Warcraft nerds, you'll like this:

All those colonoscopies that Q-bert had finally make sense. Although this must mean that he really hates what he does.

From the article: "The survey, sponsored by PCTools, also found that more than one in 10 Americans would rather get a colonoscopy that spend time cleaning up their computer."

And no, there is no accompanying picture for this thread.

Don't have a lot of time? Don't worry, the guys at 5 Second Films will help you out!

Technically the movies are 8 seconds (2 seconds for the title, 5 seconds for the clip, 1 for the credits).

So might as well make it one with some Fail. Some soccer Fail that is.

Ok now start the preses so that you can get this out to the world!

Not too long ago I reported that that Borderlands developer GearBox Software was developing Duke Nukem Forever.

Well today at PAX is was confirmed!

This is so awesome I don't even know what to say. It's coming out in 2011! Read more

I guess they realize that their d-pad sucks, and trying to press a diagonal is almost impossible (try setting hotkeys in a game like Fallout 3 to see why).

So what can they do but copy Nintendo?

With Sabbath's far superior singer, Ronnie James Dio of course.

Respect.

So who showed up to see this movie yesterday?

Blackwalt: Fail
Revek: Win
Aku: Fail
Q-bert: Fail (too manly for him)
swag: Win
Coxxorz: Fail (wasn't invited, but still).

Now the review.

The Good:

1) Dolph Lundgren blowing a guys torso off in the first scene.
2) Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger all together in one scene.
3) Mindless explosions and shooting.

The Bad:

1) It ends.
2) Not Enough Dolph
3) No JCVD

Missing In Action.

Yes that's right, the long delayed Duke Nukem Forever may, in fact, not be dead!. Rumor has it that Borderlands developer GearBox Software has acquired development rights to the game (which will be published by Take-Two [Bioshock, GTA, Red Dead Redemption, etc]).

Hail to the King baby!

Taken from the 80's slasher movie "Silent Night Deadly Night 2".

Give the man an oscar.

No, not me and Revek.

Obviously I don't need to point out that this has been certified classic™ for a long time, but what I probably do need to point out is that the AGD are voiced by Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell!

What's everybody looking at?