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October's Top Picks


By Blackwalt - Posted on 03 November 2008

Holy ...! Seven pages of our usual pointless content for October. Seemed to be heavy in the comic strips.:

    Top Numbers from previous months:

      September: 21 comments, 132 reads.
      August: 16 comments, 141 reads.

    Top October Stories by Read count:

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Akuf's picture

Did he get offended or something?
He seems to have disappeared

A Troll's picture

It takes a lot to offend me and Stormblade, Blackwalt and Coxxorx have tried a great deal to do so.

Coxxorz's picture

I've tried to offend his fat American ass many times.

Akuf's picture

...because you know (or may not) I am very politically incorrect person.

Jerk

Stormblade's picture

I think he was just waiting under his bridge until the end of the American election. He came out to play last night.

A Troll's picture

If the other guy won, I was leaving the country, so I needed to figure out where I was going to.

Coxxorz's picture

There's no room left up here.

Oh wait– the other guy didn't win. Nevermind.

Stormblade's picture

that next month's top thread will be the one about this month's top thread.

We are truly pathetic.

MauriceRevek's picture

Discussing the summary discussion of the previous months discussions is pathetic? I think we need to discuss that matter.

Akuf's picture

You have manged to say nothing

MauriceRevek's picture

When did that happen? As far as I know, I have not lost any hair, nor do I have skin problems.

(*Reveked!*)

Akuf's picture

You get Reveked by Revek....

Good Call

Stormblade's picture

Your name gets permanently engraved on the Worldwide Spelling Bee Wall of Shame.

Akuf's picture

...now you see the goal

Swag's picture

vastly superior intellect and mental acumen that this site is actually generating some activity. I was really hoping to get over 20 comments on my Xbox conversion thread though.....

Akuf's picture

...My Liver post was on in less time than both of your posts.
And I got third.

But unlike you bozos I really don't care. I have other priorities, like bragging about my wacky womanizing adventures. Than wasting my time bickering on how many people go to my post.

Which BTW I have started my PUA business authorized my the Mystery method. And if you want for the low price of $500 for two lessons I can show you what to and not to do.

Swag's picture

Then why did you post? In fact, why are you here at all? Actually nevermind, I know why.

Akuf's picture

....stormblade actually offended and hurt me in one post....

Stormblade's picture

and where exactly did I offend you?

I mean, I'm sure I tried somewhere, but I'm not sure how it applies to this thread.

Akuf's picture

...and read stormblade....

Quite possibly a side effect of anxiety drugs...

Swag's picture

but it's easy to understand why you would think so. He offends people a lot on here.

(don't take what I say seriously, this isn't a serious place)

Akuf's picture

....that is what I meant :p

Dude...do you really think I am the type to get offended that easily?

MauriceRevek's picture

But when you do...

Of course it's usually a delayed reaction, and the other person has about 24 hours to get out of town before the pot boils over. Yes there is a story behind this.

Akuf's picture

Are you talking about the time I kicked the guitarist off the stage and broke both his hands?

If not, do tell

MauriceRevek's picture

I can't remember if the quote was:
"If you ever speake to me in that tone again"
Or
"Don't ever take that tone with me"

This was in response to a colleague who always liked to take a partucilarly superior and aggressive tone with people he talked to, and left you somewhat stunned when he spoke to you in that manner. So much so, that it took you a day to react.

In the team meeting.

And the reaction was somewhat out of place too. At that point, all he said was "Good morning Akufadumai" to which you replied one of the 2 lines from above.

I think it was the later one.

This happened back in the old days, when we used to throw frisbees and jugling balls at each others heads over the cubicle walls.

Akuf's picture

...and if memory serves that was your first day also (or close to it).

Mr Japanese Village.

Blackwalt's picture

Just by watching MoriceRevek.

For free!

Any entertainment value is a bonus.

Akuf's picture

He snuck up behind this one girl covered her eyes with his hands and said:

Him: GUESS WHO?
Her: I don't know
Him: Come on, GUESS!!!
Her: Uhh mike
Him: NOPE MY LADY FRIEND
Her: uhh who is this

she proceeds to rip his hands off her face, and turns around

him: its me you silly goose
Her: who the F*CK are you? get the hell away from me

so note to people don't do this kind of thing to someone you don't know...

MauriceRevek's picture

me not understAnd big word. What hakuman mean? Maybe blormblade explain with little words.

Stormblade's picture

Him say he very smart and see things better than us. That why there are so many words here.

Although me think he meant 'Noir's and my superior intellect and acumen', but me maybe too stupid to know for sure.

Noir's picture

I would actually go one step further and say "Noir's superior intellect and acumen.", since obviously Swag lacks basic judgment when he goes around whoring himself to Microshit.

Noir's picture

My post wins; therefore, I win!

MauriceRevek's picture

For small minds

Akuf's picture

will be so proud

Noir's picture

and so would yours.

Coxxorz's picture

Trying really hard to care...

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