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So, you've been bitten by a Zombie
How long before you become one?
Thanks to theoatmeal it's no longer a mystery.
Fill out their questionnaire and find out how long you would last.
I'd last over an hour. Exactly one minute over an hour. But just think of all the things I could do with that final minute. Especially if I still have a shotgun and Stormblade is in range.
A minute can be priceless.
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In order for everyone(majority) to see Stormblade turned first, we will have to be bitten at EXACTLY the same time or make sure Stormblade is the first victim.
I guess that means I at least get to see a Stormzombie
You have a double barel shotgun. One barel for yourself, and one for Stormblade.
Technically, you should wait for him to turn, but is not mandatory. It could be considered preventative maintenence for the betterment of the human population. Or PMBHP. And if you read it backwards, you get Pointy Haired Boss Must Perrish.
Hmm. New T-shirt?
for Wartactix (Bleeker employee) I hope he gets bit on my day off.
Then I'd have to make sure everyone else gets a second bite for good measure ;)
So to recapitulate.
The order of death should be:
Stormblade (someone has to die first, may as well have some fun doing it)
Blackwalt
Q-Bert
Revek
Swag
Coxxorz
Aku
But in that time, I am taking you suckers with me.
I think the diabetic question probably hosed me.
Is that good?
But it doesn't ask if you're likely to lie on questionnaires.
Suckers.
Of course, that's just because I know I can last 12 minutes in a room keeping Blackwalt at bay with a baseball bat...