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So, you've been bitten by a Zombie


By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 January 2010

How long before you become one?

Thanks to theoatmeal it's no longer a mystery.

Fill out their questionnaire and find out how long you would last.

I'd last over an hour. Exactly one minute over an hour. But just think of all the things I could do with that final minute. Especially if I still have a shotgun and Stormblade is in range.

A minute can be priceless.

fungster88's picture

In order for everyone(majority) to see Stormblade turned first, we will have to be bitten at EXACTLY the same time or make sure Stormblade is the first victim.

Ice's picture

I guess that means I at least get to see a Stormzombie

MauriceRevek's picture

You have a double barel shotgun. One barel for yourself, and one for Stormblade.

Technically, you should wait for him to turn, but is not mandatory. It could be considered preventative maintenence for the betterment of the human population. Or PMBHP. And if you read it backwards, you get Pointy Haired Boss Must Perrish.

Hmm. New T-shirt?

Graybush's picture

for Wartactix (Bleeker employee) I hope he gets bit on my day off.

Graybush's picture

Then I'd have to make sure everyone else gets a second bite for good measure ;)

MauriceRevek's picture

So to recapitulate.

The order of death should be:

Stormblade (someone has to die first, may as well have some fun doing it)
Blackwalt
Q-Bert
Revek
Swag
Coxxorz
Aku

Stormblade's picture

But in that time, I am taking you suckers with me.

I think the diabetic question probably hosed me.

Akuf's picture

Is that good?

Coxxorz's picture

But it doesn't ask if you're likely to lie on questionnaires.

Swag's picture

Suckers.

Q-Bert's picture

Of course, that's just because I know I can last 12 minutes in a room keeping Blackwalt at bay with a baseball bat...

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