In case of Zombies break glass

This Emergency Zombie Defense Station seems so logical that it took me a while to realize it wasn't real.

In fact, I gather that this is meant to be humorous.

I can't possible image what kind of people would treat such a serious subject as zombies in such a light hearted manner. Just wait until their day comes and they try to fight off a ravening horde of zombies with a toy gun, a plastic shield and an oversized butter knife. Who will have the last laugh then I ask?

The zombies of course, if only they still had vocal cords to laugh with.

I had actually imagined something like this in my own office but I would only have had a shotgun with an "In case of Zombies break glass" sign. And my shotgun shells would have silver shot in them, mixed with salt. Cause I want any zombies I shoot to go down and stay down.

And seriously, "isolate those bitten and do not hesitate to kill them once they turn???" Why wait, isolating them is hesitating and takes valuable time, just shoot them. Now. Heck, I wouldn't even check for a bite.

Mine would read "do not hesitate to kill anyone you remotely suspect has been bitten." BLAM!!! Sorry Coxxorz. BLAM!!! Sorry Stormblade. BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!! Sorry MoriceRevek (although I hadn't actually seen a zombie near him). The first shot was for fun. The other two... well... they were also for fun.