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In case of Zombies break glass


By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 October 2007

This Emergency Zombie Defense Station seems so logical that it took me a while to realize it wasn't real.

In fact, I gather that this is meant to be humorous.

I can't possible image what kind of people would treat such a serious subject as zombies in such a light hearted manner. Just wait until their day comes and they try to fight off a ravening horde of zombies with a toy gun, a plastic shield and an oversized butter knife. Who will have the last laugh then I ask?

The zombies of course, if only they still had vocal cords to laugh with.

I had actually imagined something like this in my own office but I would only have had a shotgun with an "In case of Zombies break glass" sign. And my shotgun shells would have silver shot in them, mixed with salt. Cause I want any zombies I shoot to go down and stay down.

And seriously, "isolate those bitten and do not hesitate to kill them once they turn???" Why wait, isolating them is hesitating and takes valuable time, just shoot them. Now. Heck, I wouldn't even check for a bite.

Mine would read "do not hesitate to kill anyone you remotely suspect has been bitten." BLAM!!! Sorry Coxxorz. BLAM!!! Sorry Stormblade. BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!! Sorry MoriceRevek (although I hadn't actually seen a zombie near him). The first shot was for fun. The other two... well... they were also for fun.

MauriceRevek's picture

What are you shooting at, Therewolves? Umpires? Silver does nothing to zombies, unless you shoot them in the brains with it. All you require for proper zombie survival is a good club that will not break, and a good swinging / bashing arm. Aim for the head, and watch the brain matter splatter.

Coxxorz's picture

Any good monster fighter knows that keeping a separate weapon loaded for Werewolves, Demons and Zombies is expensive and time-consuming. Why not combine all three? Why not add some garlic to the shells, just in case? (Minced, not powdered. Not making that mistake again...).

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Must... resist... urge... to copy...

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