You are herePretty in ... light red? ...fuschia?
Pretty in ... light red? ...fuschia?
Last night's round of Burnout Paradise had Stormblade using a rather unusual colour choice.
Pretty in pink: only Stormblade can carry it off with such panache.
What can we say, pink is his colour.
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and I hate all of you.
and no, I don't know where to find an open tattoo parlour at this time of night!!
It's Pinky...
Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain
Brain Brain Brain Brain
NARF!
Pinky: Hey Brain! What are we going to do today?
Brain: The same thing we do every day Pinky. I am going to come up with a plan to take over the world! I am going to put you in a remote controled car, and mesmerize people by repeatedly making you do barel rolls trough a loop.
Pinky: That sounds like fun Brain. Will I be driving?
Brain: No, it will be a remote controled car.
Pinky: So I will be controlling it remotely?
Brain: No, I will be controlling it remotely. You will be inside the car. Preferably tied up.
Pinky: Oh, so I will get to wave at all of the pritty laydies?
Brain: Just get in the car.
Pinky gets into the car and starts making driving noises while tuning the wheel.
Pinky: Vrooom!!! Look at me Brain! I'm driving! I'm Driving! Vrooom!!! Screeeeeechhh!!
Brain: You are certainly driving me crazy. Get ready! I am starting the car.... NOW!
Pinky: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Brain! Not so fast!! AAAAHHHHHH!
Brain: Get ready! Here comes the jump!
CRASH!
Pinky: Ouch! Brain! Why did you crash the car?
Brain: hmm. That did not work, perhaps I need to drive faster.
Pinky: Do try to not hurt me this time Brain?
Brain: Ready? GO!
CRASH!
Brain: I think I am using the wrong car. Let me go get a different car.
a bit later...
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
Pinky: Brain, I think you are having some difficulty with driving... Wait a minute. Is this wire supposed to be connected?
Brain: Confound it! I cannot underst... what wire?
Pinky: This wire here.
Brain: Why that is the wire for the remote controller. This means that you must have been doing all of the driving. That would certainly explain all of the crashing.
Pinky: Does this mean that we have to start all over Brain?
Brain: No. We are out of time. We shall try again tomorrow.
Pinky: Oh alright. So what are we going to to tomorrow Brain?
Brain: The same thing we do everyday Pinky. Come up with a plan to take over the world!
Theyre Pinky... Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain
Brain Brain Brain Brain
NARF!
No reason. Just a random story that showed up on the RANDOM HOC STORY carousel.
Did this stupid game have to give Revek an open shot at me??
Well, I guess it wouldn't be possible for him to mock my driving since at least one of us can do a barrel roll ... and power park ... and power slide ... and ...
The game must have felt sorry for him.
AND ***I*** HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME ??