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By MauriceRevek - Posted on 08 April 2008

In true Microsoft fashion, seeing the success that Nintendo has with their Wii platform, Microsoft will be releasing their own motion sensor device similar to the Wii's controller.

To make theirs stand apart, they will include a microphone and an analogue stick. Now I believe that the little stick on the nunchuck of the Wii qualifies as an analogue stick, so I am guessing that their intention is to combine both devices into one big clunky brick.

Now one of the things that makes the Wii controller so fun, is having the 2 separate controllers, one for each hand, so that you can simulate 2 handed, or legged, activities. If you combine both controllers into one, then all you get is a fancy wireless controller similar to the blue-tooth controller already available for the 360, that you can wave around.

I can just see it now. When you want to crouch, simply lower the controller in a rapid downward motion. When you want to toss a grenade, hold the 'B' button down, and perform a throwing motion with the controller. Remember to not let go your controller, or you may break your nice 60" plasma TV.

I am assuming that the intention of including a microphone in the controller, is to make it easier to play games like American Idol or Garage Band Hero IV. I cannot see it being useful in games like R6V2, if you wanted to, say, issue commands to your teammates, such as "Look out! I tossed a grenade instead of doing a diving crouch!" or "I'm trying to bash this door, but it keeps opening in my face and I dropped a grenade!" or just simply "Un oh! (runs away) GRENADE!". Having to bring the controller to your face, or bring your face to the controller, while you are attempting to perform some sort or evasive or offensive action, could very well result in the poor gamer loosing some teeth from smashing the controller in his or her own face.

Personally, I am lukewarm to the idea of Microsoft having a motion sensing input device, at least until I see an example. If anybody has a link to a picture of one, please post.

Coxxorz's picture

And what did you do with the REAL MoriceRevek?!

Noir's picture

And this is EXACTLY the reason I hate Microshit and everything they stand for. They just leech everything. Absolutely zero creativity. Although let's face it, they are americans.

A desperate grab to get people to continue buying their Shit360. By the years end, this is my prediction, microsoft will be crying rivers.

Why you might ask? Very simple. (re-iterating some points made in a previous article of mine)
1) The PS3 is the same price as the Shit360.
2) BlueRay won the war
3) Shit360s, as their name suggests, are shit, and have an UNACCEPTABLE fail rate of close to %30. A fact that makes me wonder how they are still in business in the console wars and why anyone would buy one.
4) PS3's cell process is ten times better, and it has a better graphics card too.
5) Most important of all, Nintendo still can't properly meet the demand for Wiis

Nintendo > Sony > Microsoft.

Frankly, if anyone can name me one thing decent about the Shit360 please do. Aside from I think the only obvious advantage which is ShitBox Live.

Swag's picture

having a monopoly makes you lazy.

Q-Bert's picture

The problem about the Wii is that it permits bad game writers to become extremely bad game writers, and potentially good game writers to become just "meah" game writers. For example:

Don't get me wrong, I have Big Brain Academy and I love it.

Noir's picture

Sure there are tons of shit games for the Wii, because soo many more people have the potential to develop for that system. Unlike the Xbox360 and PS3 where you need a trillion dollar budget for the graphics team alone, and then $1,000 for the game design. Having small companies publishing their games on Nintendo is great. Thats pretty much how advance wars start. Which is one of the greatest turn-based strategy games I have ever played.

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Noir's picture

What is wrong with my "Behaviour" [you forgot the "u" btw] ?

Just because I think the Xbox360 is the shitiest of all the next gen consoles. Sorry it's true and Microsoft is to blame.

Blackwalt's picture

The extra P in apologize.

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