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Random Thursday "Only in Japan" of the Day


By Coxxorz - Posted on 28 August 2014

Where apparently Pizza Hut is run by cats.

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>> Blackwalt (Manager) - Ok guys, let's make some Pizza!
>> HoC - Yay!
>> Blackwalt - Coxxorz, what are those?
>> Coxxorz (Purchaser) - Cucumbers.
>> Blackwalt - I wanted Green Peppers.
>> Coxxorz - Yeah, but the Cucumbers were on sale.

-- Meanwhile --

>> Revek (Order clerk) - So you want peeperoni, mashroms, groan peepers and chaise on your pazza?
>> Stormblade (Phone orders) - Why would you want #$*%&#@& vegetables on your pizza?!?
>> Q-Bert (Online orders) - Sorry, the site is down for maintenance. I had to recompile the kernel. Back up in a week.
>> Aku (PR guy) - Buy pizza bitches, because I told you to!

-- Back in the kitchen --

>> Blackwalt - SeanMCR, why haven't you chopped up the pepperoni?
>> SeanMCR (Sous-chef) - Every time I swing the $%*@&$# knife at it, I miss! #*$&%$# lag!!

-- funny rumbling sounds coming from the oven room --

>> Blackwalt - Uh, Graybush? Everything ok in there?
>> Graybush (Chef) - Umm ...
>> Blackwalt - Oh. God.

-- Restaurant explodes --

>> Blackwalt - ... revive ... please ...

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Peeperoni and mashroms made me chuckle, but the classic Graybush "Umm..." made it an official LOL. Well done.

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I can picture that. Vividly. It's like... you know us. really KNOW us.

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