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Scientists have found a new definition of the word "PAIN"


By Q-Bert - Posted on 23 April 2008

Coxxorz's picture

Poor kid! I mean, he didn't even do anything to deserve such grievous pain. I could understand (and enjoy) a skateboarder falling from great height into concrete while defacing public property, but this is just mean.

MauriceRevek's picture

He has to be wearing a cup. At one point while he is writhing on the ground, you actually see him smilling. Not to mention the fact than when you get nailed in the balls, it has the effect of making you loose your breath. You don't start screaming "OOOOH OOOOH OOOOH".

Coxxorz's picture

But it could be fake. A shovel doesn't have the same amount of lift distance as say, a hard rake, which can go completely vertical when stepped on.

Stormblade's picture

He obviously has extensive experience ... on the receiving end.

MauriceRevek's picture

We used to do it to Q-Bert every other weekend. We used to love the way his eyes used to buldge out of his head. We would tie him down to the ground, and line up as if we were doing a conversion kick.

Blackwalt's picture

That would explain the infertility.

Stormblade's picture

your post date is after mine.

Loser.

Stormblade's picture

That would explain the infertility.

MauriceRevek's picture

Who would post the comment first. You or Blackwalt.

Coxxorz's picture

I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

Noir's picture

Retarded.

Stormblade's picture

I just picture it being Revek and then it is very, very funny.

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