Leaf Jokes

Typically, at this time of the year, I try to find something to pick on my favourite Leaf fan (Blackwalt). Not that it bothers him, since he's been living with it for many, many years. It's still fun though and I like to keep with tradition.

So, courtesy of the Montreal Gazette, here are some Leaf jokes. My favourite is the last one.

Q: What do you call 20 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs?
A: The Toronto Maple Leafs.

Q: How do you keep the Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A: Put up a goalie net.

Q: What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A: Very old or a thief.

Q: What do the Maple Leafs, Argonauts and Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto?
A: None of them can play hockey.

Q: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good, until they hit the ice!

Q: What’s the difference between the Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players.

Q: What do the Maple Leafs and whales have in common?
A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.

Q: Why doesn’t Hamilton have an NHL team?
A: Because then Toronto would want one!

Q: How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A: Nobody knows … And we may never find out!

And finally …: The last time the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup, most of their fans were in diapers. Coincidentally, the next time they win it, those same fans likely will be back in diapers, again!