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By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 March 2015

So I have always had a vision of Coxxoz's basement that doesn't quite match reality. He always seems to have two (or three) of everything I ever need to borrow or buy. Something he found somewhere on a deal. Except for Hot Wheels where the numbers are in the thousands.

I have always pictured the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark every time he mentions his storage area, his archives, or his basement. Sadly we have all been treated to the reality but my vision has never left me.

He recently sent me this quote in an email, "You're not gonna believe this... but in my archives I just discovered a..." which immediately spawned this comic.

MauriceRevek's picture

What did he discover? Why are you keeping us in suspense? You can't post something like this and not tell us what he found.

Blackwalt's picture

I was originally going to post that in the comments but now I think it will be more fun to withhold that tidbit of information.

But feel free to guess.

One hint: it is gaming related.

MauriceRevek's picture

That narrows it down to... Let's see.

Coxxorz is at least 40+ years old, possibly pushing 50. That means he has to have been gaming for at least 25 of those years. Collecting various hardware, games, paraphernalia, collectibles, snacks, controllers, cables, and only God knows what else. Then there is computing. So the list of possibilities is quite endless.

If I start playing the guessing game, I will be spending the next 20 years, and probably still not even get close. At least make it a poll to narrow down the choices.

Stormblade's picture

You finally have something useful to do.

MauriceRevek's picture

Between working two contracts and spending time with my Girlfriend, I don't have time to waste on un-winnable guessing games.

Coxxorz's picture

Why did you capitalize "girlfriend"? Is she a product of some kind, like the McDonalds "100% Beef™" scandal?

MauriceRevek's picture

I had originally typed it in all caps but scaled it back and forgot one letter.

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