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Uwe Boll eats babies and worships Satan


By Coxxorz - Posted on 08 May 2008

Does this guy deserve to ruin the very IP's we made popular?Does this guy deserve to ruin the very IP's we made popular?But worst of all, he keeps making video game movies. Really, really BAD video game movies. So much so, that there is a petition of nearly a quarter of a million signatures strong asking him to stop. Anti-Uwe website stopuweboll.org posts some disturbing statistics:
- Uwe Films released in the U.S.: 3
- Films in the IMDb Bottom 100: 3
- Av. IMDB film rating (out of 10): 2.2

The issue has received so much attention that the makers of Stride Gum have reportedly announced that they will provide free packs of gum to everyone who signs the poll, provided that it reaches 1 million signatures.

So this is your chance as a gamer and moviegoer to be heard, and help prevent more atrocities like House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Postal, and Bloodrayne from being made.

HardW00D's picture

coupled in with the other shittacular wrecker of all things good - Michael Bay - both U-Boll and he will hopefully bash each other up in their boxing match later this year (if that is real????) and cause each other to suffer severe brain damage rendering them both incapable of making any more movies...

MauriceRevek's picture

n/t

MauriceRevek's picture

Are you saying that you did not make a mad dash to sign the petition when I posted this earlier???

Coxxorz's picture

But mine has a picture! And there's way more than 18,000 signatures now.

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