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Which one would you choose....


By Akuf - Posted on 14 May 2008

http://www.asylum.com/2008/04/28/would-you-rather-kelly-or-the-optimus-k...

Well it's pretty obvious I would choose Kelly but I am curious as to see who/what would the members here choose.

Swag's picture

but, at first I thought that Optimus Prime was the other option, and not that silly keyboard.

Then it would have been a tough decision...

Coxxorz's picture

The very idea that she would spend a single night with any of the clowns that voted in that poll is laughable. Now unless it's some sort of contest... brb.

Akuf's picture

...if she was in Ottawa and I applied my Venusian Artist skills she'd be bending over in no time.

MauriceRevek's picture

She made a successful saving throw.

Q-Bert's picture

Then I cried because I really shouldn't have gotten that joke....

Akuf's picture

..I am glad you did because I am still confused. Because I think Revek is mistakenly assuming I like to partake in his activities.

MauriceRevek's picture

You never played Dungeons and Dragons.

Akuf's picture

...But I just 'misinterpreted' it a different way. Did you 'catch' that one?

MauriceRevek's picture

That was probably one of the more obscure gay references you have ever come up with.

Stormblade's picture

Ugly toothpick bottle blond or some dorky keyboard.

This one's tough.

Akuf's picture

read subject

Stormblade's picture

I went back to look. She's vile. I take the keyboard.

Akuf's picture

My biggest concern when it comes to chicks is if I have to use vice grips. I don't own any and I will not buy any for that purpose so those types of chicks will have to get me really drunk and bring their own vice grips.

Noir's picture

%19 want a keyboard ??? (Those must be female Mac users voting, although I didn't know they were allow to vote.)

Akuf's picture

...Gays, Stormblade and Revek

Swag's picture

What is with the green/pink color scheme on this site?

Coxxorz's picture

Maybe you need to spend more than $5 on a monitor next time?

MauriceRevek's picture

It's not pink. It's peach.

Coxxorz's picture

More of a "light red".

Blackwalt's picture

From the RockStar logo.

Its entered into the Drupal admin page as a full orange (#ff9933) but this theme shades the edges so it is a lighter shade, graduating downward, of RockStar orange.

So peach is probably accurate.

Aren't you sorry that you asked now?

MauriceRevek's picture

Pink.

Mix red with white, you get pink.

Coxxorz's picture

And for homework, you must now watch season 1 of Red vs. Blue.

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