Altair's progress so far

As some of you know, I arranged to have Assassin's Creed for my day off

Altair's adventures went like this...

Finished the tutorial and entered the main game. Woo hoo, 20g of achievements. What's next?

Altair! Clean the bathrooms!

Wow, that was pretty immersive, sounded like it was coming from upstairs. Wonder if there is an achievement for this?

Altair!

...Altair stealthily climbs the stairs to wipe out some bathroom fungus.

Altair returns to his Assassinations after cleaning two bathrooms. No achievement points awarded. Starts next mission...

Altair! Can you move the shop vac out by the cars.

...Altair demonstrates his new stealth technique by carrying the shop vac out by the cars.

No achievement points awarded!

Altair returns back to the Creed. Presses start...

Altair! Mow the lawns!"

...Altair begins a mass slaughter of thousands of Templar blades of grass in both the front and back yards.

Okay, Altair suffers through another minor delay. Again, no achievement. Returns to help the Brotherhood...

Altair! Can you pressure wash the mats from the CR-V!

Good god! There is going to be an assassination!... If I wasn't so terrified that is.

...Altair goes and pressure washes the CR-V mats. Must remember to thank Coxxorz properly for loaning me the pressure washer. Him I am not afraid of. Presses start...

Altair finishes a actual mission! There is a loud hosanna! The crowd (two cats) goes wild! 20g more real achievement pts!

Altair!

WHAT NOW WOMAN!!!!!

Altair! You have to call Murch before tomorrow!

...Oh right, sheepishly, Altair communications with his contact Murch to plan tomorrow's mission.

Altair presses start. Again. Stares at screen, unmoving, while listening closely to the upstairs.

Wait...

Wait...

Hmmm... Altair starts his next mission.

Altair!

GOOD GOD, WHAT NOW!!!!!

Can you put the mats back in the car? We have to go get Rolly

Get Rolly? That's not until 4:30. Altair glances at hourglass.

4:30.

Well crap, the Templars win this round.