Naked lady wrestles alligator

Well, looky here... a perfectly good website ABANDONED for the summer! What kind of fool goes on vacation leaves the back door wide open I like that? I mean, it was a bit tough chewing through the firewall and the 2 or 3 deadbolt locks, but come ON people! Ever hear of security? Sheesh.

Editor: By popular demand, Naked Lady has been replaced with a more soothing image.

Anyway, time to continue my quest for world domination. You pussies asked for it, so here goes. What better way to start than a nice summery poolside setting. Don't forget to put sunblock on your... um... self.