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HoC Random "Irony" of the Day - 10262016


By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 October 2016

All Alanis all the time!


Partial lyrics:

    An old friend sends you a Facebook request
    You only find out they’re racist after you accept
    There’s free office cake on the first day of your diet
    It’s like they announce a new iPhone the day after you buy it
    And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?

    It’s like swiping left on your future soulmate
    It’s a Snapchat that you wish you had saved
    It’s a funny tweet that nobody faves
    And who would’ve thought it figures

    It’s a traffic jam when you try to use Waze
    A no-smoking sign when you brought your vape
    It’s 10,000 male late-night hosts when all you want is just one woman, seriously!
    It’s singing the duet of your dreams, and then Alanis Morissette shouting at you
    And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
    A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

    It’s like you’re first class on a Southwest plane
    Then you realize that every seat is the same
    It’s like Amazon but your package never came
    And who would’ve thought it figures

    It’s like Netflix but you own DVDs
    It’s a free ride but your Uber’s down the street
    It’s singing “Ironic,” but there are no ironies
    And who would’ve thought it figures

Via Guba who spotted it at Good.

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