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By Stormblade - Posted on 03 June 2008

Signs You're on a Summer Vacation with a Geek

11. The GPS unit sounds an awful lot like Angelina Jolie.
10. Spend more time on the free wi-fi at the hotel looking up places to visit than actually visiting them.
9. The luggage has a million tiny wheels and is virtually indestructible.
8. You get to your destination on the back of a griffon.
7. No sunblock needed because wookie costume covers up all bare skin.
6. Driver stops at any roadside attraction mentioned in Weird Al's "Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota."
5. More than one person has to use their asthma inhaler after yelling "Road Trip! Woohoo!"
4. The people on Flickr get to see your vacation photos before you do.
3. All the museums have "science", "space" or "tech" in their names.
2. You stop more often to refill on coffee than gas.
1. The gadgets in your cargo pants are worth more than the plane you're flying in.

Coxxorz's picture

Although I also like to stop anywhere that the name ends with "Mania" or "eteria".

And it's a tossup between Angelina Jolie and Majel Barrett.

Stormblade's picture

Majel Barrett, I needed to make that change. Also, wheels seemed to be a better idea than feet.

Ok, looked it up. That's why the name was vaguely familiar and yes it would be appropriate.

I guess for girls, it would have to be the voice of HAL or KIT.

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