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By Stormblade - Posted on 03 June 2008

Now this is a great idea. Although, I can't find Coxxorz's name listed anywhere ...

But, for some reason, your mom is.

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Good one
Submitted by Coxxorz on June 3, 2008 - 1:37pm.

"According to the National Restaurant Association, Mother's Day is now the most popular day of the year to dine out at a restaurant, where invariably your mom will be seated in a mysterious draft that nobody else can feel and insist that everybody stand up and change tables."

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Steve Jobs creates ambidextrous generation
Submitted by Stormblade on June 3, 2008 - 2:01pm.

Taken from the entry on Dickipedia:

Along with Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, Jobs helped popularize the personal computer in the late 1970s. He was also responsible for developing the mouse, an invention that not only revolutionized home computing, but also forced millions of men to switch over to left-handed masturbation.

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That's even better!
Submitted by Coxxorz on June 3, 2008 - 5:41pm.

Although it's getting to be a chore following you around correcting your mistakes... Steve Jobs did NOT invent the mouse in the 70's, that was done in the early 60's by Douglas Engelbart.

Interesting side note: The trackball was invented by the Royal Canadian Navy in 1952 as part of the interface for their DATAR system. It used a standard Canadian 5-pin bowling ball, which may explain why it was kept a secret project.

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Yes well
Submitted by Stormblade on June 3, 2008 - 9:56pm.

he clearly popularized the mouse, as well as the GUI, oh and most everything else Gates could steal.

All hail Steve!!

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Thank you,
Submitted by Noir on June 3, 2008 - 7:23pm.

for pointing that out instead of me, stupid Stevo Jobs

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