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I prefer the one used by Dr. Weis.
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1) Splitting chin from the top of my lip from the top to the bottom of my chin thinking I was superman (I was 5).
2) I left half my left hamstring on a go cart track
3) leaving a good chunk of my right arm on a barb wire fence while in training
4) Broke my leg unlocking my door
5) Got the back door of UPS truck slammed into my face and knocked me out.
6) Got hit in the back of the head with a remote control plane
7) Getting knocked out be an OC Transpo mirror on the sidewalk
8) Got hit buy car slipped into a coma for 2 days
9) Tore my left ACL (ligament in the knee for those who don't know) trying to prevent myself from dancing with a fat chick.
10) dislocated my shoulder while rock climbing
11) nailed my foot to my roof
12) fell off my chair at work numerous times with one actually causing a concussion.
13) several cases of road rash while biking
14) had my nose broken by some idiot who punched me but wind up breaking his wrist and forearm.
15) got wacked in the back of the head several times with various bar objects.
16) while playing ultimate got the disc squarely in the nuts at about 80 km/hour
17) while playing ultimate got kicked in the nuts...but that time I was wearing a cup unfortunately buddies foot got the one spot that wasn't covered.
18) Split my head open Running into Glass doors Remember that Revek
There are several others but I don't want to write a book I just added the more memorable ones.
What can I say, tough squirrels in my neighbourhood. There are several others but I'm a cat and can't write a book. I just added the more memorable ones.
You're my hero. But you already knew that.
4) Broke my leg unlocking my door
That must have been one heavy key...
it was winter and icy.
I unlocked my door and when I walked in I slipped. My right leg landed on the bottom part of the frame sideways causing the break.
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Poor bastard... how's he supposed to look cool without his headphones?!!!
According to his website, that young gentleman will be headlining the new broadway adaptation of The Nutcracker.
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If it was me that ran in to the wire like that, I'd be yelling and screaming every cuss word in the World. Maybe he did it before and didn't have to worry about the family jewels this time.
Also, the dumb ass goes and sits in the street to put on his shoe?
Well what did you expect from the brain that refuses to protect itself with a helmet?