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Altair or Stormblade? You Decide.


By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 June 2008


Stormblade really needs a life

Combine the following:

  1. A very bored Stormblade
  2. Stormblade absence from Live last weekend
  3. Stormblade's obsession with Assassin's Creed

And here is what you get:

Compliments of Mega64 by the way.

Stormblade's picture

First of all, I have lost a lot of weight and am nowhere close to that fat.

Secondly, I mean sheesh, no knives, no sword, nothing.

Who's he trying to kid??

And what about the eagle jumps?? Not one. No dead Templars. No pounding on thugs. No mutilating guards. Who does this guy think he is??

Amateur.

Q-Bert's picture

I would have paid to see him do an Eagle's Jump into a small pile of hay.

MauriceRevek's picture

I almost pissed myself laughing at this. I loved the part where the girl says "He's creeping me out". His blending needs some serious work. That and moving like a pregnant hippo does not help either. Good thing he did not try to jump through the stall. I think he would have busted everything.

Coxxorz's picture

Your outfit is more accurate?

A Troll's picture

Does it include swords and knives?

Stormblade's picture

I hate all of you.

I am now, of course, going to have to get one for next Halloween.

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