Translating Blackwalt's gaming commentary

I admit I am out of practice.

It has been several years since Blackwalt and I have gamed regularly. Especially coop. Due to this, I was definitely out of practice deciphering the information coming from my 'partner'. I do use that term loosely.

So I figured I might offer some translations for those of you who do not regularly coop with Blackwalt, so you will be better prepared.

Phrase: 'That's not where I meant to throw that grenade'
Translation: 'You are about to die'

Phrase: 'Where did that grenade come from?'
Translation: 'I'm dead, you're on your own'

Phrase: 'A guy just showed up behind me'
Translation: 'I'm dead, you're on your own'

Phrase: 'You take point, I'll cover you'
Translation: 'Go ahead and I'll laugh at you while standing over your dead body'

Phrase: 'I'm heading out, cover me'
Translation: 'I am going wherever I like and I expect you to follow even if you don't have any cover'

Phrase: 'You lead, Private'
Translation: 'I play this way more often than you so I'm a Sargeant and you have to do what I say. And yes, I will laugh at you while standing over your dead body'

These are just a few examples. It is important when playing with Blackwalt that you pay attention to his phrases. If you take them at face value, you are surely doomed.

You're warned.