Totally Awesome Zombieness

Right in the comfort of your own garden

I know I'll never get approval for one of these but I expect Karloff's garden to be full of them once he learns they are available.

Remember to keep your Zombie Survival Kit handy.

Whoever thought of replacing Garden Gnomes with Garden Zombies is a genius.

I submit to you though that if you were going this route anyway wouldn't you be better of making Garden Gnome Zombies? I mean that's an original idea right there. Let's get that patented as our own intellectual property.

Could make a good horror movie or video game as well.