Best... iPod engraving... ever.

There are surprisingly few funny iPod engravings out there, or at least Apple thinks so. Here's a list of messages entered on Apple's online store that have been rejected. Some of the good ones:

• 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside
• I cost more than three hookers
• WARNING: contains Yanni box set

And surprisingly:
• Lick My Shiny Metal Ass

Although I think it's supposed to be "Bite". But the best one I've seen so far (from another website) is "DEMO UNIT - do not remove from store".