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By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 September 2008

How do I say this politely?

MoriceRevek, Stormblade, and any of our other chronically single members (you know who you are) there is hope. Kind of...

Akuf's picture

Although I am pretty sure I am not chronically single but I will have to admit I do have some of those gadgets. That goatee (or gasket as I like to call it) saver is pretty funny.

I would also like to mention that maybe they should also read any or all of the following:
The System
The Mystery Method
Magic Bullets
The Game
Rules of the Game
and the absolute best one of all
Everything Men Know About Women

I have read them all. And it works.

P.S. Since I am basically settling down with one girl *GASP* I am officially declaring myself a reborn virgin. Well at least for this week anyway.

Coxxorz's picture

But I think the term you're looking for is "conjugally challenged."

A Troll's picture

decides to let us video tape them trying to pick up women we will give the money to. Sorry guys, animals don't count!

We could then sale the videos like the Girls Gone Wild series. Call it Geeks Gone Wild or Sauvage Geeks or maybe Salvaje Geeks

Coxxorz's picture

Reveked.

That makes 10. Stormblade is hereby officially allowed to Revek again.

Stormblade's picture

I'm being abused by a troll, and he hasn't even met me!

A Troll's picture

but I have spent so much time with you virtually on X-Box live.

Besides I don't discriminate, I will pick on everyone equally.

Coxxorz's picture

Isn't he a geek too? I thought he was a programmer or some shit.

A Troll's picture

Or as I make all the project managers and artsy types address me: Code God!

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