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I can't wait to download all the episodes of Knight Rider


By Q-Bert - Posted on 24 September 2008

Because I certainly won't watch it while it's on Prime Time.

With the reviews coming in, this one looks like quite the stinker.

So, as soon as it gets cancelled, let's download all the episodes and watch it at our next get-together. Obviously, we will need truck-loads of beer.

Coxxorz's picture

But I'm finally posting on-topic.

FYI: This series is ASS. I hear somebody watched a whole episode and died. I only caught a glimpse of a commercial for it and had to take the day off work. DO NOT watch this, at any price.

Akuf's picture

Meaning young willing chicks that you don't have to pay for?

MauriceRevek's picture

Pass by the chicken farm and get you a few.

Akuf's picture

...make babies using your hands

Stormblade's picture

aren't you fixed?

Akuf's picture

At least partially

Q-Bert's picture

He only had one done...

Akuf's picture

...you don't quite understand...
I have a 'fire button'

Which sometimes gets triggered when you shake my left hand.

Amongst other things...

MauriceRevek's picture

*Warning* Nobody give their phone number to Aku, or you may get a phone call in the middle of the night indicating how much he likes it up the @$$.

Yes, there is a story behind this statement, and yes, it was a 'you had to be there' moment. But I will say this.

Hypnotist.
Hypnotic suggestion that he must call everybody in his directory, and tell them how much he likes it up the @$$.

Picture a 6'2" - 230lb Aku chassing some poor guy in a bar because he was hypnotized into thinking he was a monkey, and he had to go hump some strangers leg. At least I had a nice cute young chick humping mine. Her boyfriend was sort of laughing at the sight.

The last suggestion he was given, was that anybody shaking or touching his left hand, would make him have an orgasm. We went to another bar after the hypnotist show. The suggestion was still in effect. We ran into a couple of girls he was trying to impress. They inadvertantly touched his left hand. He had an orgasm on the spot. One girl laughed and thought it was funny, the other did not.

I never laughed so hard. Still have cramps.

Coxxorz's picture

If you get both done at once. I think it's called a "package" deal.

*runs*

Swag's picture

Yeah, it's over acted and a little cheezy, but it has hot babes and terminators, so what's not to like?

Coxxorz's picture

I will have to agree with you on that one. Gotta have my 800-series fix!

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