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He's back online, and ready to kick your ass!


By Coxxorz - Posted on 06 October 2008

2008-10-07 22:00
2008-10-07 23:59

Get on Xbox Live at 10pm Tuesday to officially welcome Karloff back to the Land of the Connected with a rousing game of that perennial classic: Doom! Come one, come all! Well, the first 4, at least. But knowing you bums, we'd be lucky to get that many anyway.

Karloff's picture

Karloff will boot-feed all comers. And he's wearing his big, catshit-encrusted NOOB STOMPERS just for you. Can't wait to see your "rocket faces". That's the face you make just as my rockets impact your stupified faces.

You suck. I don't. Eat it, lick the bowl and check my blog (best EVER) for details on just how bad you were PWN3D.

Stormblade's picture

Good times ... Good times ...

MauriceRevek's picture

have been released? It surely cannot be for good behavior.

Coxxorz's picture

He was sentenced to banishment for 100 Reveks, which turned out to arrive much sooner than anticipated.

Karloff's picture

I'd LIKE to be able to say I PWN3D everyone at Doom last night. But sadly, most of you bitches didn't have the dainty spheroids to show. This left only Coxxorz and Stormblade to absorb my considerable wrath. Kudos to them (although they suck and were PWN3D) and woe be unto the rest of you should you ever SACK UP and throat the 50 rockets I have just for you.

My boots are now catshit-free. My foes are sending out their laundry.

You suck.

Akuf's picture

...well I as busy feeding my rocket down my Tuesday chick's throat.

It's always a balancing act video games or chicks guess which way it tilts.

Karloff's picture

I got titfucked WHILE I was PWNING. Some of us don't have to choose.

You suck.

Akuf's picture

...because you don't have a choice

Blackwalt's picture

you had quite a bust line but still...

Impressive.

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