Hostage Rescue in the Oasis

My team and I have finally cleared the escalators from all of the terrorist, and are ready to rescue the hostages. Before we proceed, we resupply ourselves at the conveniently placed crate of weapons and ammo. Better change my smoke grenades to flashbangs so I can stun the terrorists.

Further down the hall, I can hear the terrorists arguing with one another.

"Put down the gun!"

"No you put down the gun!"

"I told you first!"

"Sez you!"

"Yo mama"

and so on.

I approach the door, and stealthily insert my snake cam under the door to get the position of the terrorists.
Oh no! They start shooting each other and the hostages! Quick! Breach the door!! (Hit B to exit snake cam.... you can guess were this is going....)

Team! Breach the door! (Press B again) No!!! I just threw a grenade at the closed door! Quick enter the room to avoid the blast!! (Press B again) ARRRGH!! 2 grenades bouncing at my feet!!

God, please let them be duds.

Boom.

"Tonight, on Vegas at 6. Bumbling S.W.A.T. unit throw grenades at closed doors and blow themselves up. Watch the exclusive footage from their helmet cams."

Cue the Benny Hill music.